AaahhwoooooOOOOooOOOOo - it's the Halloween name change spooktacular!

[YetAnotherBeckyBOOMumsnet]

Release the bats and grab your broom
(Ignore the impending sense of doom)
Dust the cobwebs off the cat
Straighten up your pointy hat
It’s time to think of a spooky name
And join our annual name-change game...

Welcome, guys 'n' ghouls, to the 2018 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Friday 26 October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a poll of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Tuesday 31st October. The winner will receive a load of old tat bundle of goodies from MNHQ.

UPDATE The poll is now live - cast a spell your votes nowawwwooooo.

Previously ILoveDaveGrohl 

blackwitch well, i had to chop his head off, but here's a pic...

Thumbs up !
Before procedure? @Gargoyle

Oh bless 'im. He's rocking that hospital gown and those surgical support stockings. Tell him he and his sore parts zombie walk are the pride of Halloween mumsnet.

harm yeah, before
blackwitch i will do when im home from work. Hes a SAHD. Luckily my mum has gone round to help him out.

I've left the cobwebs on from last year for authenticity

Formerly PosiePerkinandPootle

EauPen what was your name before? You're not playing by the rules but impressed with your Halloween name

When will you be posting the shortlist for voting, MNHQ? Might not be around over the weekend - and don't want to miss anything

Busy time ahead 👻☠️🎃🧟‍♀️

Previously MrsMooks

I was Dione. I NC'd the first halloween I was here nearly 10 years ago. I'm still waiting on my prize and I'm not Nc'ing until I get it.

And maybe not even then.

I know. It's my peak season, right? I'm exhausted already with all this child wringing, my warts are playing up, my pumpkins are looking less perky, and I've still got my busiest night to come.

Previously Clandestino

Supplies of Sudafed in for the broomstick rash!

It looks like Gargoyle's DP has already been riding his broomstick a bit much

id love to see him try to ride one

Hospital gown flapping in the wind

Previously Mrs Doyles Tea Bags

Previously MissionItsPossible

Previously OtterInDisgrace

Harm 's clearly not upgraded her broom this year! Needs the new Nimbus™ series 3 (smooth-arse-experience) [shreeeeeeik]

Formerly TattyBogle

Previously
Herewegoagain18