AaahhwoooooOOOOooOOOOo - it's the Halloween name change spooktacular!

[YetAnotherBeckyBOOMumsnet]

Release the bats and grab your broom
(Ignore the impending sense of doom)
Dust the cobwebs off the cat
Straighten up your pointy hat
It’s time to think of a spooky name
And join our annual name-change game...

Welcome, guys 'n' ghouls, to the 2018 Halloween Name Change Competition.

Enter by posting on this thread under your terrifying new name, which should be a clever play on your usual username.

You have until Friday 26 October to post on this thread with your name change, and we'll then create a poll of the ten best ones.

You can then vote for your favourite, which we'll announce on Tuesday 31st October. The winner will receive a load of old tat bundle of goodies from MNHQ.

UPDATE The poll is now live - cast a spell your votes nowawwwooooo.

🎃 soup anyone?

It was either this or irrationalanxiety.

Ooh another moth! 👋

Shriekingbanshee what kind of soup?

Well 🎃 of course! gargoyle [shreeeeeeik]

Previously SciFiFan2015

I think I might keep this change! It's better.

Previously LaContessaDiPlump

If i was able to change my name I'd probably go for

laurenhell666!!😈🎃

FrayedHem.

Not sure whether to go for this one or UnaFrayedOfHell.

Decisions decisions

Oh god do we have to? OK I'll go and have a fiddle

My 🎃s bring all the boys to the yard
Darn right, they're better than yours'
Darn right, they're better than yours'

Perfect pumpkin person 🎃@BlackWotch
Methinks you’re not boasting about your perky pumpkins again!

Previously Cronesquerness

Looking for advice. My 11 year old daughter has a really itchy scalp, no dandruff, no eczema, no nuts and no spots but her itchy head is driving her nuts. She's using t gel at the moment but doesn't seem to be working. Tried head and shoulders etc. Any advice on what shampoo to buy? Thanks

Melsta Might be worth starting your own thread, you won't get many replies here.

Darn it, yawning, I was just going to post asking for advice on my boils, warts and green tinge.

Sorry Black but I think sporner corner is the right place for you!
Or if you're looking for green fingers, there's probably a gardening topic somewhere!

🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃

Just thought I'd add some decorations.

🦇 🦇 🧛‍♀️

Previously (on occasion) TheGoryDamnReaperOfMars.

Heres sonething really scary... my DP had a vasectomy yesterday.
He's walking like a zombie! 🧟‍♂️

Formerly know as Miss SusanSays

Bit lame really but I wrestled with it for ages (at least five minutes).

Aka SheisMammyof2

Gargoyle - we will need a video or at least a photo of that.