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Whatever happened to the MN bleach troll?

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samanthasung · 03/06/2018 20:12

Has anyone seen anything of the MN bleach troll? I have been on MN for five or six years now and at one point the bleach troll seemed to be lurking on here all the time. Not seen any evidence of the bleach troll for a while now? I wonder what happened to them? Grin

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FlissMumsnet · 03/06/2018 21:04

samanthasung - nooooooooooo, don't do it. Don't feed the trolls!

We can only assume they're busy deep cleaning things we don't.

samanthasung · 03/06/2018 21:29

Thats the things though they seem to have left mn. Did you eradicate them? Grin

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WhoKnowsWhereTheW1neGoes · 03/06/2018 21:36

I think they might have switched to Zoflora Grin

samanthasung · 03/06/2018 21:46

Grin Yes, Zoflora does seem to be more prevelant now on mn and also the most likely line of progression for the bleach troll.

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firehousedog · 03/06/2018 22:32

We were talking about Trolls on here the other day and Bleach Trolls name came up in the conversation. Bleach troll does indeed seem to have vanished from mumsnet recently Smile

clairethewitch70 · 03/06/2018 22:34

What on earth is a bleach troll?

firehousedog · 03/06/2018 22:42

Someone who used to frequent mumsnet and start conversations about cleaning with bleach with a particular interest in how bleach killed germs, if the germs felt pain and if they screamed when they got bleached. All very weird Grin

firehousedog · 23/06/2018 22:50

I think bleach troll has popped up on the fly thread Grin

WhoKnowsWhereTheW1neGoes · 23/06/2018 23:08

Ha, I think you might be right Grin

HollowTalk · 23/06/2018 23:10

Oh I've missed those - didn't even know they existed! Crying germs!!!

firehousedog · 23/06/2018 23:13

I think we should get bleach troll in a deadlock and drag them to the toilet with a honey i shrank the kids style machine Grin

firehousedog · 23/06/2018 23:14

Headlock even Hmm

Singlenotsingle · 23/06/2018 23:18

Was that the one who talked about bleaching doorframes, and everybody said they'd never heard of bleaching doorframes?

firehousedog · 23/06/2018 23:24

Maybe, but bleach troll normally plays on about killing germs.

firehousedog · 23/06/2018 23:37

There is now a second person on the fly thread talking about toilet gerrms and a third person on the what the jeff thread also talking about toilet germs Confused

Pinkywoo · 24/06/2018 10:17

Was the bleach troll the arch nemesis of the poo troll? Halo

firehousedog · 24/06/2018 10:30

Theres a poo troll aswell?!! Shock

Urbanbeetler · 24/06/2018 10:31

Oh dear god, don’t wake the poo troll. 💩

firehousedog · 24/06/2018 10:40

Part of me has a follow up question about this poo troll, but the other part of me doesn't want to know.

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