Whatever happened to the MN bleach troll?

[samanthasung]

Has anyone seen anything of the MN bleach troll? I have been on MN for five or six years now and at one point the bleach troll seemed to be lurking on here all the time. Not seen any evidence of the bleach troll for a while now? I wonder what happened to them?

samanthasung - nooooooooooo, don't do it. Don't feed the trolls!

We can only assume they're busy deep cleaning things we don't.

Thats the things though they seem to have left mn. Did you eradicate them?

I think they might have switched to Zoflora

Yes, Zoflora does seem to be more prevelant now on mn and also the most likely line of progression for the bleach troll.

We were talking about Trolls on here the other day and Bleach Trolls name came up in the conversation. Bleach troll does indeed seem to have vanished from mumsnet recently

What on earth is a bleach troll?

Someone who used to frequent mumsnet and start conversations about cleaning with bleach with a particular interest in how bleach killed germs, if the germs felt pain and if they screamed when they got bleached. All very weird

I think bleach troll has popped up on the fly thread

Ha, I think you might be right

Oh I've missed those - didn't even know they existed! Crying germs!!!

I think we should get bleach troll in a deadlock and drag them to the toilet with a honey i shrank the kids style machine

Headlock even

Was that the one who talked about bleaching doorframes, and everybody said they'd never heard of bleaching doorframes?

Maybe, but bleach troll normally plays on about killing germs.

There is now a second person on the fly thread talking about toilet gerrms and a third person on the what the jeff thread also talking about toilet germs

Was the bleach troll the arch nemesis of the poo troll?

Theres a poo troll aswell?!!

Oh dear god, don’t wake the poo troll. 💩

Part of me has a follow up question about this poo troll, but the other part of me doesn't want to know.