Twiglett, thank you for bringing up......

[Blandmum]

.....the Wombat Joke.

My all time favorate (clean) joke!

ROFL

at last .. somebody else appreciates it

eternal humour

Shall I tell you my fave dirty joke?

It takes some explanation as it is visual!

OK

'what is the mating call of a clam?'

'I don't know, what is the mating call of a clam?'

The bit I hvae to explain 'cos it's visual....

You put both your arms across your face (hrizontally), look out from in between your now open arms and say......

'Wanna Fuck?'

wanna fuck?

what, like that? but with arms?

[snigger]

Just like that, but, as you say, with arms!