Can we have a defecation topic please?

[paxillin]

It's like my lovely late great granny sits on to of "active" every day oversharing her toilet successes.

The genuinely distressed by their diarrhoea or constipation get poo troll accusations.

Eh?

Yes! You could call it 'The Dump'.

Or... Not.

The Dump . "Expulsions"?

The Dump 💩

Somewhere where people can get together to talk shit!

I thought that was AIBU?

Yes, please do this MN, so I can hide that topic and never again have to see a thread about shit.

The genuinely distressed might use it.

Unfortunately the poo trolls won't.

The dump

Well, that makes the poo troll spotting easier, PanPanPanPing?

Imagine being the poo troll, there's something you can't share with your mates .

Absolutely, pax!

And I do rather like 'The Dump'!

Although there was funny thread the other day where the OP was bemused about someone she knew who refused to use the word 'poo', but thought that 'Number Two' was a better expression.

So maybe it should be called The Number Twos?

Or call it "hhhhhhnnnnnnngggg "

I rather like the topic called The Plughole www.mumsnet.com/Talk/the_plughole. Apparently it's for long-standing MNers to 'plug' their products etc. Apart from the one and only "what is this all about" thread, nobody has started a new thread to 'plug' their 'stuff'.

Maybe all the genuine poo distressed folk could start threads there?!

What if a thread starts off with good intentions about, say Delia Smith, but by page 3 becomes a wall to wall shit-fest?

Delia to 3 pages of turds !

Please do this, MNHQ.

And call that topic The Dump