PLEEEEEASE can we have a Cheeky Fucker section?

[AllRoadsLeadBackToRadley]

I mean, parking CFs, CFNs, Childcare CFs, restaurant CFs...need I go on?

Would you at least consider it?

Yes yes yes! Please @MNHQ

If you grant my wish, I promise to stop using poo emojis, bringing down the tone of every thread I post upon and...well, that's it.

It's only the acronym that's new. MN has always run on tales of cheek.

Haven't we got a Creative Writing section already?
jaded cynic

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We already do. It's called AIBU.

Sometimes the CF is the OP, sometimes the subject of the OP's posts.

Yes this would be amazing!

CF threads are my favourite, I would love this. Even if it's a child section of AIBU.

I second the motion

Ohh yes! Pretty please?

It would really be a public service, you know, MNHQ. An 'easy and helpful resource' for people dealing with cheekery fuckery in their own lives to get support, find solutions, or to just feel that they aren't alone in being cheekily fucked.

Yes!!!!! Radley, you have started something truly gripping. Let's band against the CFs

Yeah- The Fuckrigettes! 😅

Yes to this! I’m hooked on CF threads!

What would the emoji be?

Surely most of them would be better under the aforementioned CW section? What with 3/4 of them being made up bollocks by posters desperate to get people "crying with laughter" and a thread running to 1000 posts and ending up in classics?

It wouldn't be used properly. Then people would get arsey about things not being in the Cheeky Fucker section. This would create more Cheeky Fucker threads NOT in the Cheeky Fucker section. Mumsnet would implode. maybe not

Yes! We need a cf section

MN has too many sections as it is though. Many of them full of tumbleweed, most stuff is in AIBU or chat.

Omg yes! I’ve been hooked on CF threads since Shagzilla Radley!

You don't want a CF section because like all the other millions of 'sections', nobody visits them and the most recent post is 3 months old. I certainly wouldn't bother going onto a CF section so please don't do it MN.

Half of them are bullshit there’d be no point it would just welcome trolls

Ooooohhh, interesting one! We're always keen to hear thoughts on these kinds of things so keep 'em coming.

I'd prefer a GF section where they can taunt each other.

I like that pax

Pleeeeeeeeeease?