For some reason I've got an audio feed talking to me. Apparently, it's the MN podcast - which I didn't subscribe to - and it's talking to me about diarrhoea and blackout blinds. And fresh air. WTAF! Why is this happening and how can I make it go away. It's like the poo troll has taken over my tablet.
Also, this is brought to me by Fairy non-bio - are Fairy really the poo troll?