Ugh - that [biscuit]!

[Aridane]

Is it time now to retire the biscuit ()?

It is only really used in a contemptuos way - here, have my first .

I think Mumsnet would be better off without it!

I agree.
Give us a full pack of hobnobs instead.

^not my first

Ok thanks for that.

It is amazing how many alleged first biscuits there are.

Translation of every "first biscuit" post ever: I am not normally so crassly, stupidly contemptuous of other people's posts, so my rude, shallow, easy dismissal of what you have written must be your fault not mine.

Looks like a bumhole

I've clicked on the face emojis in the past and this bloody biscuit has appeared and occasionally the bottle of gin at really inappropriate times!

Ditch the biscuit!

Don't you mean.... dunk the biscuit?

looks far ruder than

Oh no - MNHQ no less has given me my first biscuit!