Wot, no sweets?

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You deleted a lovely discussion about skittles and Irn Bru bars and which sweets to dissolve in vodka!

It had everything MN stands for, a goady OP, feminist responses followed by a wonderful pisstake and ten pages of sheer gluttony and binge drinking!

Ooh and i missed it!

Why on earth did it get deleted?

Message from MNHQ: Many thanks for all the reports. Funnily enough, we don't think the OP's on the level so we're taking this thread down now.

Hrumph. Spoilsports.

I was just about to explain how to make boozy watermelon, as well!

Oh, do tell, it was me who was asking!

Excellent! So: you can use vodka or gin. You need:

A metal funnel
A watermelon
Gin/vodka
Quite a lot of fridge space
24 hours

So: cut a whole through the skin of the watermelon big enough for you to insert the funnel into. Fill the funnel to the top with the booze until there's no more empty space in the funnel and it stops immediately emptying into the melon. With the funnel still in, shove the melon in the fridge. Over the next day, every time you open the fridge for something, top up the funnel and leave it to trickle through. Continue until melon won't take anymore/the booze runs out!

Thank you. I'm visiting my cousin and that is our plan for the weekend .

If any is left over, I might try any of the skittles Irn Bru bar vodka ideas.