(sorry can't find the original thread, I'm being crap)
www.mumsnet.com/Talk?topicid=138&threadid=281385&stamp=070221062658#5632938
NotQuiteCockney on Tue 20-Feb-07 19:57:48
Surely the trick with homeopathy is to see the homeopath for only a tiny amount of time, but shake a lot while you do it.
Maybe go by on a pogo stick, and wave through the window?