Can't Mumsnet just pay us to be on here all day instead of going out to work?

[jampot]

Just think you could be one of the top 50 employers in the country. Will you at least consider it.

MMm that's a fab idea

Yes, I was thinking this the other day.
I could help out with ... ermm I could change the tip every day for you!!

What do you mean top 50? Surely you mean top 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God, I'd love it, my perfect job.

oh, yes please.

I sure that tech with all his powers can make this happen, sure of it.

sounds great, I could pay for childcare and sit on the sofa without guilt!