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Sporner Corner - who's in?

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MissBeaHaving · 30/03/2016 12:28

As the title says really,it has been mentioned a few times now that we filthy rotten Sporners should have our own corner for posting our pics & vids.

This would also mean that anyone with delicate constitution wouldn't have to witness the thigh rubbing & drooling that goes on when we are whipped up in a frenzy of puss as they would know they can steer clear if by any chance the KLAXON hasn't been sounded.

MNHQ are considering it but no promises so I just wondered how many would likely be included in "Sporner corner" & who would like it so they can avoid us lovely lot?

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GreyAndGoldInTheMeadow · 30/03/2016 12:32

I would be totally out of sporners corner, but totally support you having one that I can hide. Even seeing the KLAXON in thread titles turns my stomach these days by association of what could be contained within.

Please please please HQ give them what they want!

Namechangingbastard · 30/03/2016 12:42

Grabbing my seat!!

Stratter5 · 30/03/2016 12:43

Ooh me, and I know SDTG will be in too

woolythoughts · 30/03/2016 12:43

Count me in

Lolimax · 30/03/2016 12:44

I'm in!

Stratter5 · 30/03/2016 12:45

Whilst I have you assembled, DBigDog had a cyst on her back, it started oozing last week, so I gave it a little squeeze. Disgusting brown gunk shot out, all up the wall and over the mirror.

If it refills, I will get DD2 to film the next evacuation.

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MissBeaHaving · 30/03/2016 12:58

Oooh Stratter that sounds awesome !!

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CuppaSarah · 30/03/2016 13:03

I would move in and never ever leave. DG had a promising spot brewing on his neck, after weeks of waiting he finally let me take a warm bottle to it. Fucker didn't pop, worst yet doing the hot bottle trick has made it disappear with NO PUSS!!!!!Angry do I ltb?

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MissBeaHaving · 30/03/2016 13:20

CuppaSarah most definitely LTB!
He is a tease,that's just not on,all that anticipation for nowt? Sad

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CuppaSarah · 30/03/2016 13:27

I just checked, there's a hard pea sized lump much closer to the surface now. It's grown since yesterday, this new development may just save our relationship!

ladedah · 30/03/2016 13:28

count me in Smile

Arfarfanarf · 30/03/2016 13:45

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BrienneofQarth · 30/03/2016 13:47

Yes, yes and thrice yes.

Stratter5 · 30/03/2016 13:55

It was amazing, there was an audible 'crack' as it shot out. I've dreamt of moments like that.

Groovee · 30/03/2016 14:00

Definitely up for this!

Ohfuckaducky · 30/03/2016 14:02

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BoreOfWhabylon · 30/03/2016 14:04

I'd definitely probably have a little lurk in a Sporner Corner from time to time.

GlitteryShoes · 30/03/2016 14:05

I'm in !

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MissBeaHaving · 30/03/2016 14:09

OhFuckaducky that sounds like a good tactic,I may use that in the futureWink

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Ohfuckaducky · 30/03/2016 14:11

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DextersMistress · 30/03/2016 14:11

I'm in 👍🏻

Lunar1 · 30/03/2016 14:12

Count me in!

elQuintoConyo · 30/03/2016 14:16

Ooh ooh ooh! Me! Me! Me! I came out of the Sporner Closet a while back, although sadly haven't had anything to post about

shadowfax07 · 30/03/2016 14:25

Count me in too. Blush

FarrowandBallAche · 30/03/2016 14:30

Yes I'd be happy for that.

I HATE that soorn shit 😩