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Just to let everyone know, tech will be doing some site maintenance on Friday at 1am for an hour or so.

That will be all

QueenStromba

Nothing to read on Internet
Poor deprived KingStromba. It's got to go on the next "first world problems" thread!

Annie

queenstromba you, my dear, are a genius.

Zing I am slightly concerned - you appear to be following me around MN snogging me. Are you stalking me?

Nice try, no cigar my dearest Annie - you see i was on both threads before you! And you snogged me first last night!

Annie I kept bumping into zing on MN, then she recruited me and turned me into a sweary.

Damnit! Must remember to review the threads in question before making wild accusations. [snog]

Fatty what the actual flying fuck is a sweary?

We live in the sweary cave (sweary thread)
And we bitch and moan and swear all we fucking like.

Well spank my arse and call me Sheila! Where the fuck is this cave?

the cave do not enter if you're an easily offended tosspot

Oooh thanks, ya wankbadger.

Arreegggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You're very welcome. I would call you a cunt but our last thread title was changed by MNHQ because people whined about it.

Meh. I like the word cunt.

Fatty you lying little shite lady.
You were always a sweary one.
Don't even try and deny it!

Zing recruited me too Fatty TC has her on cuntmission

CUNTMAS

😘 kisses for zing you live me bitch
bank I bet she earns a fortune

I didn't see this yesterday and spent a while refreshing the blank page. Should have been asleep anyway. I don't think I could cope with Christmas without Mumsnet!