Chicken emotion please?

[howtorebuild]

We know it's possible.

Back off howtorebuild. I got the emoticon request in first.

Chickens are fairly deadpan, I think?

I suppose you could have a 'mellow' chicken. I guess we have to leave it to Tech's ingenuity.

GN have a roast chicken.

Posh!

We need a [vomit] emoticon.

I could then apply it to all those threads which begin, 'Isn't XYZ Politician the hottest thing ever?'

Yeah, I saw that on GN this morning. 'Tis rather fun!

Do chickens have emotions?
How can you tell?
Do they have chicken therapists? (Mother Hens maybe)

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Ah not sure about that - you'll have people boasting that they've annoyed at least 100 people with their chicken opinion as opposed to your uneconomical 4..

I'm warming to the notion of a sozzled chicken - perhaps a chicken lying with legs akimbo and clutching a green bottle. Nobody would have the faintest idea what is was in that small size of course but it could be interesting to see what they made of it.

I wonder what we could actually use a chicken emoticon for though ?

On GransNet they use the chicken emotion for dinner. We could use it for describing people who are avoiding something though not in a PA way, a jokey way. Magic chicken threads will never be the same.

It's gotta be a rubber chicken, no?

It's come to me - as in a dream and totally uninspired by a gin bottle of course. There could be a Christmas 'Emoticon Competition' with members voting for their favourite to be installed for a year (and the proceeds split between MN's nominated charities if people wanted a link to a donation site to accompany the vote.)

I haven't thought this through yet. More [spring water] required I think.

Wank badger emoticon!!! Also, cocklodger - can be a cockrel in a house been thinking about this

Why did the chicken cross the road from Gransnet to Mumsnet?

Er, it didn't. Or hasn't yet

@Simurgh

It's come to me - as in a dream and totally uninspired by a gin bottle of course. There could be a Christmas 'Emoticon Competition' with members voting for their favourite to be installed for a year (and the proceeds split between MN's nominated charities if people wanted a link to a donation site to accompany the vote.)

I haven't thought this through yet. More [spring water] required I think.

Keep going...

Also votes for chicken emoticon. Either alive or cooked.

And the posh cakes that gn have.