Surely the armpit thread was harmless fun?

[UnikittyInHerBusinessSuit]

If Brian from Hull can make it into classics, why couldn't we keep the trollacious but (IMO) amusing armpit sex thread?

Hi there,
We really only allow trollery to remain under the most extraordinary circumstances, and while Brian qualified, we felt that armpit sex was insufficiently unusual. Practically vanilla. Hope that helps. (We really are reluctant to give trolls the attention they so crave, tbh.)

Fair enough. I thought it was funny, but maybe I'm just easily amused

(and no I wasn't the OP, as you can tell from the polite way in which MNHQ responded).

Where are the classic threads anyway?

They're here but I warn you, don't get started if you have any plans for the rest of the day.

Quite a few of threads in Classics are not actually funny in any way.