Dear MNHQ, what is the answer to the challenge question?

[LMGTFY]

So, I report a thread, you do your magic, I get an email and that's that. However... there's a little bit in between that I'm curious about... I know you can't reveal your super powers and tell us how you 'know', but sometimes, surely, there must be dialogue and I was wondering what reply you mostly get from challenging someone... is it:

a) 'Fair cop Gov', you got us, I'll go shave me hands'
b) 'Nooo, seriously, my wife really has run off to marry the neighbour's cross dressing cat, you've got me all wrong'
c) Silence
d) Something much more interesting you'd care to share?

Thanks awfully, I'm sure I'll sleep better for knowing

C'mon, haven't you heard the news? We have ways of making you talk.

Ways of making me talk, ha, a glass of Rioja and you won't shut me up!

Ah well, just wondered how the challenged respond, not for research mind, I have far better things to do!

To be fair it's not giving away state secrets to say if they is a troll and we has rumbled 'em there's not much love lost between us.