Sign up for a [chocolate] Smiley / emoticon

[Laska42]

Pretty please mumsnet can we have a chocolate ' smiley' ?

Please please please please?

that is of course... a smiley in the shape of a bar of chocolate

as long as its dairy milk I'm in

PleeeaaaaaaaSSssssee

Indeed!

I can't help but worry that the size afforded to a chocolate emoticon may render it brown and blobby, much like a brown and blobby poo.

A nutella emoticon would be nice. Properly jarred of course. Not brown and blobby.

Hi everyone - This thread is making us hungry!

We'll see how everyone feels about this and then have a think.

Great idea. Toblerone shape would work. Love Toblerone.

Yes, pleeeeeeease can we have a chocolate smiley?

My preferente would be dark chocolate but in the interests of keeping the peace chocolate's chocolate, innit?

Toblerone is also a very agréable option.

I'd rather have gin.

Only if we can have

Yes! or [whitewine] and also good..

Theres just so many we need....

No, there aren't. The only one we "need" is the Woolly Hugs and they've been refusing to add it for years.

[rolleyes]

and

[vomit]

first, then

Won't cake do wherever chocolate is needed?

Maybe a wrapped chocolate in shiny paper to avoid it looking like poo.

This thread might get more replies in AIBU......just saying

I want a judgypants one.