Can anyone decode all of these MN shorthands?!

[dotladotla]

Ive just joined Mumsnet but I'm feeling a bit lost reading posts because of this secret shorthand that gets used! I've searched but can't find a previous topic on this. I know that OH means other half but what do the other codes mean?!
Can anyone help?

DP - Dear/Darling Partner
DD- Dear/Darling Daugher
DS - Dear/Darling Son
DT - Dear/Darling Twins

TSSDNCOP - The Secret Service Do Not Comment On Procedure

I think that's the most common MN specific ones?

Have a look above your post, there's a link to click called Acronyms.
That should help you to start off with :)

Welcome to mumsnet
In the top bar on the first page (pc version) there is an acronym button. All is in there. I found it a little hard in the beginning too

or click here

LTB Leave the Bastard
ODFOD Oh do F Off Dear
POAS Pee on a stick (Pregnancy test)

SIOB
FOTTFSOF
JFGI
DYAC
POIDH

Don't know if they're listed yet...

What is TAAT? And I'm not even new
All I get from Google is the Tennessee Association for Assistive Technology, and I'm not 100% that is what it means here!

Kitty - thread about a thread

TAAT is "thread about a thread".

TAAT = thread about a thread? I may be wrong though.

Ah! Thanks x 3. Ooh that makes sense.

Showy
SIOB is Sharp Intake Of Breath (I've seen it on other sites too)
FOTTFSOF is Fuck Off To The Far Side Of Fuck

Don't know the others. Context usually helps me work out new ones if they haven't made it into Acronyms.

I didn't know what TSSDNCOP stood for, thanks InfinitySeven!

Pfb-precious first born. Often meant in a slightly derisory way implying that you're only so precious with your first baby and a lot more laissez-faire with subsequent ones.

Well done Alpaca, you are right. Been here 10 years. The acronyms in regular use aren't always officially listed.

Back in the day we only needed 4 or parp.

Hi there dotladotla

Welcome to Mumsnet!

Take a look at this handy list - www.mumsnet.com/info/acronyms

@Showy

SIOB FOTTFSOF JFGI DYAC POIDH

Don't know if they're listed yet...

Yup, got the first two - did you just make these up Showy?

Let us know if any are missing and we can add to the list.

Just Fucking Google It.
Damn You Auto Correct.
Pictures Or It Didn't Happen.

Make it up? MAKE IT UP!

HVDY Rebecca.

How very dare you indeed.

Thanks for the welcomes :)
Wow-there are loads...what happened to normal sentences!
Not sure how much I'll end up using Mumsnet once I have the baby with so much decoding to do...my brain is not fully functioning right now with baby brain!!