Why is there a cartoon baby where the wine glass should be?

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

On the smiley list?
But on the plus side a brew is a glass of wine.

I think you're on a different smiley list to me!

(But while we're on the topic, could we have a nice glass of gin smiley? Much preferable to a glass of wine. )

Smileys list
Smiley face:
Big grin:
Wink:
Shocked:
Sceptical:
Confused:
Embarrassed:
Angry:
Sad:
Envious:
No comment:
Wine glass:
Hot Beverage:
Flowers:
Cake:

Don't know if this will show.

No, I'm not going mad, that creepy baby is still there.

Look

Weird the baby is on your screen shot only.

I can see a wine glass but no cake.. Are you on something?

POAS?

Soon, I hope you aren't suggesting I've been tampering. (No, really, took me ten tries to get a screenshot)
AGnu-fuck I hope not (gimmer)
Willy, I ate the cake. Obviously.

oooo, how odd!

Thanks Fuckery, we'll ask Tech.

What device and browser are you on please?

I'm on iPad mini and Safari. Ta.

Thanks, we'll ask the question

I want a cartoon baby (pout)

Maybe the wine could sort of lead to the baby. Eventually.

I want a baby too

It's not just a baby, it's giant!

I get a green heart on my ap and a green face on normal website ... Which should i be seeing?!

Maybe the wine could sort of lead to the baby. Eventually.
Or in my case cider. Classy me.