What are good reasons to hang around Mumsnet?

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Can someone remind me please?

A few good eggs?

Somewhere that's open late to talk crap have intelligent debate when you're on your own after DC in bed?

Piglet John will sort out all your problems in the utility department.

It used to be very funny, irreverent yet immensely kind posters.
Now it's optimism really.

I've just come back after a few months off. It's good fun when it's all new again.

There's a potential live birth thread (I've never actually seen one).

There seem to be trolls all over the place of an evening.

There's been a daft woman being utterly snobby and ridiculous.

I'm on a happy crisp reminiscence thread.

I feel like I've come home

Because every so often I spot one of you fuckers and all is well.

But mainly because if I didn't spend so much time titting about on here I'd have to actually get on with the Taking Over The World Plan and in my heart I'm a lazy arse :(

Every so often there's a thread like 'Elderly Korean Lady'.Makes up for the not so nice stuff.

Does this jog your memory?

KateS, I'm beginning to see shades if ratbag in you.

Gah...will someone give me a good reason.
A bit dull these days.

Where have all the funny, clever whipsnappin' women gone?

The long, funny threads with all the banter?

KateS, that doesn't show.