Why do you ban people without warning?

[DoIcare]

Why do you ban people without warning? Often they have not gone outside the talk guidelines

Because they want to.

Because they want to.

Channelling Billy Piper

I most certainly did not refuse a biscuit. Never before in my LIFE have I ever been accused of such foul a thing. How dare you.

I simply require proper accompaniment for said biscuit.

sorry Honey. You just have that look about you. You know, bad girl. The type to be found behind the MN bike sheds, having a crafty cig.

Never closed one before Paggy

You only joined today and you're calling her Paggy?

Lurked a lot, have you?

Thanks Dotty and how do I report your post? Thanks

Just contact MNHQ and ask to be deregged. Or log out and never post again.

Hang on, I want to know how usualsuspectt and honeydragon broke mumsnet!

1st occasion .... I attempted a hostile taken over. This resulted in a site shut down and everyone's TIO disappearing.

2nd occasion .... I helpfully talk everyone how to do blank posts. Olivia ahemmed the arse off me for that one. The site went really slow and tech had a bit of a turn, till MNHQ realised deleting them fixed the problem. But by them we might have been carried away with it all.

Hmmm lookie here

No one, NO ONE calls Paggy Paggy without being familiar with MN so I smell burning underwear

X post with Our Hec

To delete your account go to My Mumsnet
go to My Account and stay on the account details tab
scroll right down to the bottom and it says
Delete your registration

You can delete your registration completely on the registration removal page.

click there and follow whatever it says.

How do I report your post? Thanks. that did make me smile

I think that first one was most unfair, Honey. They weren't using the topic so I don't see why they couldn't share.

The second one - the blank posts - I could have killed you myself.

reporting posts is quite tricky. You have to click the word Report that is on the name bar between Add message and message poster.

Hec. On hindsight I shouldn't have kidnapped Rowan.

Aaaaaah. I feel better for knowing that.

Just click the report button at the side of my post DoI then write in the box reported for troll hunting.

I'm like a truth thingy - a litmus test!

People will say 'penis beaker, paggy, river of pooh'

Yeah, they never think that's funny. Not even when you give her gin and cake and let her watch telly.

Hi DoIcare. Just get your mate to check her email from MNHQ and email back if she's got any biscuits queries. We're fairly approachable.

River of pooh? Is that a hundred little bears making their way downstream in search of honey?