We need a CABBAGE Smiley

[QuintessentialOldDear]

For when we think people talk utter nonsense "cabbage"

That's insulting to cabbages.

A compost bin / rubbish bin instead?

Ok, a compost bin or bucket then?

If we're vastly expanding the emoticons, maybe we should also have a small portrait of Liz Jones for when people are being reactionary idiots?

Or just, y'know, [bollocks]

Yes, that's better.

I like cabbage - especially with lots of butter and black pepper and maybe some bacon thrown in too.

Pineapple however, is truly awful.

Maybe cauliflower?