What does it take to threadspire you?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

It doesn;t take much for me.

Or Mardy.

And, yus, it's a portmanteau.

I've no idea what you're on about, Chaos but I love your threads anyway!

It.

was.

a.

blend.

of.

the.

words.

therad.

and.

inspire.

Helen.

I am shit at starting threads. They tend to die before they get into double figures. I think I must lack the knack for intriguing tities.

Ahha, a true untriguer, then?

*titles. My tities have intrigued hundreds.

I just right any old cobblers TBH.

I'm with you, BOF.

I laughed the other day. I started a thread with a feminist angle (very unlike me) admittedly in AIBU rather than Feminism, but it fizzled right from the start. I bet if someone else had started it, there would have been a campaign born right there and then .

*write even

at BOF.

You truly boobed that up.

Most of my threads these days are about stupid pigoen bloke at work or general work rants. No one really replies, but I don't care as its stopping me from lobbing shoes at his head.

I have chatted to myself quite merrily on a thread baby.

Coo coo COOOO coo

Boredom/mischief

but mostly rage

And I thought I'd killed it with my pigeon. I only did it to annoy babyheave, but she's probably busy killing pigeon bloke with shoes.

I thought you were saying I was cuckoo Fenton.

Well, Helen, let me exlain.

I thought that Chaos was saying she'd been drinking some posh French wine and started one of her 'musings' - then I googled 'portmanteau' and found that this meant to blend two words to form a new word with a combined meaning, in this case Thread Inspire becomes 'Threadspire'

But the thread didn't take off all that much because it was late, BOF made some boob about her fabulous tits and poor babyheave is still coping with her pigeon calling minion at work - my god he's been at it for days, weeks.

I'm not sure I understand any of Hully's posts, ever.

Me neither Helen but there are lots of nice people here so let's just stay. It might make sense eventually if we take some drugs.

Please don't coo at me.

I'm plagued by birds. Plagued I tell you.

There's a bird who hangs out in our garden that has learned to mimic the sounds of our phone perfectly. It started out doing it once or twice, but now it's its favourite song.

Have you ever tried to answer a bird?

What with pigeon man at work and telephone bird at home, I am going to go even more bonkers.

Could be worse I suppose. Pigeon man could start mimicking phones as well.

Then he would die.

I thought a portmanteau was a piece of luggage?

Or a place in the middle east?

::also lost::

The people next door to my parents had a mynah bird which was a brilliant mimic, it could trill-phone, door bell and call 'Jeff, Darling' (or something very similar) to perfection.

So much cooler than a pigeon.

and definitely much cooler than some utter nob who coos in the office

I just can't work out how he's still single.