Mums net slang...

[leaharrison11]

Feeling abit like the new kid at school can someone explain all the code words for me iv self taught a few

PIL parent in law

Just took me 5 mins to work out POAS ( pee on a stick ) hope im right..

But ladies what on earth ate the other especially IYSWIM????

Make me cool please ha

If you see what I mean

Mumsnet acronyms

You'll be too cool for school in no time. :o

DH - dear / darling husband
Dd - dear / darling daughter
Ds - dear/ darling son

Ltb - leave the bastard

Piss on a stick, not pee.
Pee sounds too tame for MN!!!

Take a look at the Acronyms link above - it explains all. I had to look at it too to decipher what everyone was saying at first.

ODFOD - I'm assuming that this one is 'oh do fuck off dear', am I right there?

First swear on mumsnet

Thanks im down with the cool kids now IYSWIM

BFP is Big Fluffy Panda

@TheKelda

ODFOD - I'm assuming that this one is 'oh do fuck off dear', am I right there?

First swear on mumsnet

That one is NOT in our Acronyms list as one of our (very few) site rules is "no personal attacks".

Welcome to MN, leaharrison11, BTW. YANBU to find some of our Acronyms a bit bewildering at first but we're sure you'll soon get into the swing...