Dear MNHQ. I am Very Upset.

[TaggieCampbellBlack]

My email for the wine testing appears to have gone astray.

Also the unfair cheese testing and now the unfair chocolate testing.

So unfair. Please explain this horrible behaviour.

I am upset and may even cry a bit.

I'll join you on the Upset bench Taggie.
I've no email about the wine either, and DS was too old for the cheese, and is 11 so right at the maximum age for the chocolate and we wont get picked anyway.

So has mine.

Good Heavens. How could that have happened?

We will pass your Upsetness onto our product-testing team.

Should you wish to bribe us with cake, we may well pass your Upsetness on with extra Outrage.

It is Not Good Enough and I am disappointed in you.

There was cheese testing?????????????????????
Why was I not informed????????????????