Christmas 2012 name change competition

[RebeccaTheHallsMumsnet]

With the Christmas shopping now in full swing and AIBU full to the brim with Am I Being Unseasonables - we though it was time to dust off our Christmas jumpers nicknames and display them in true MN poncetastic style and invite you to show yours off too.

Please post with your new nickname below and include your normal nickname in your post and we will enter you into our name change competition.

We will have a dig around in the cupboards for a prize for the best name change.

You have until Thursday 6th to post with your festive name and we will devise a shortlist with a poll for everyone to vote for their favourites on Friday 7th.

We will leave the poll up over the weekend and announce the winner on Monday 10th.

[SantasStrapOn]

Lawks, that is a genius nickname, Soupy!

[DoesntTurkeyNSproutSoupDragOn]

Some bugger has nicked just the turkey soup version. I remember them doing it years ago but can't for the life of me remember who it was :o

[KvetnutsRoastingOnAnOpenFire]

Kveta here

couldn't come up with a rude one, so this'll have to do!

[ISawSantaKissingThePortlyPinUp]

ThePortlyPinUp usually.

[ChestnutsRoastingonaWitchesTit]

WitchesTit has morphed into a jolly old Michael Bubletastic.....

[SaintNiChaolas]

dsay, I don't understand your name.

AND, why do you just keep posting "good" on threads, you noodle?

[TeeElfOnTeeShelf]

Tee2072 at your service.

::twirls::

[SaintNiChaolas]

Quint, darlink, not sure if that's spelled quaite right?

Unless it's intentional then I'll alopogise.

[trudolphtherednosedreindeer]

Pretty sure I won't win but my everyday name doesn't inspire me with christmassy ideas. Trudat.



Did you see what I did there?

[SaintNiChaolas]

Sorry, I meant "I alopogise".

Obvis.

No conditions here.

[SantaKissedBonkeyMollocks]

BonkeyMollocks checking in!

[EveryYuleKnows]

EverybodyKnows/EveryDudeKnows

[KatoPotatoHoHo]

KatoPotato.

[SquirtedFrankinScentsInStable]

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseinBoots

[EggNogKnockers]

VodkaKnockers

[KrisMoose]

Hello [fmsile]
It's Pinot here. But you can call me Kris

[KrisMoose]

Oh ballbags, I spelt my smiley wrong. I was concentrating too much on not typing wank instead of wink.

Ahem.

[MissLToeishavingsantasbabyboo]

I am usually princessishavingababyboo or before that princesslovelyboo

I luffs I Christmas name

[TeeElfOnTeeShelf]

I totally didn't get your name, Kris/Pinot until I said it out loud!

::sits on pinot/kris::

[MrsChristmasVamos]

Tis me, MrsVamos.

I have to spend 11 months of the year incognito. Now you all know who I really am.

Pinot

Great nn !

[GoodKingWenSOLOslas]

^
My best effort this year

[GoodKingWenSOLOslas]

Actually, I'm stupidly pleased with it