Wanted 3000 boobs!

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

Anyone else had that advert pop up and surprise them on here?

My mind is boggled just thinking about it!

I have 2 to offer?

No, nothing popped up on me but I'm on mobile site.

I think you make shit up daddy just for attention from Olivia

Has someone got a virtual crush???

No but I run adblock on Chrome so don't see the adverts.

Was going to offer 2 very sore and achy boobs though

It's some advert where they're giving away cream...

But hey, what the hell! Let's see how many boobs we can collect on this thread!

And no I don't have a crush on Olivia! She's mean to me!

I've got two.

Not as perky as they used to be, but hey, every little helps.

Actually, come to think of it, DH has a couple as well.

Don't lie silly

In the playground you are nasty to the ones you like

I might have some back boobs but not sure if that's the type your are looking for.

They are norks on this site.

HTH

Awesome! Keep em coming!

We've got a lovely bunch of boobs (diddle de dee) big ones, small ones, ones as big as your head!

3000????? Greedy bastard!

I only have 2 but they are quite pert - do I get extra points for that?

Thought maybe you were trying to organise some kind of "flash" mob in support of Kate

I was just thinking that all women everywhere in Britain could go topless for tomorrow, just to get KM's boobs out of the headlines.

Someone on the long running bra size thread mentioned flashmobbing M&S bra fitting departments as they are crap...maybe they are recruiting for that?

I have two you are welcome to.

Still quite pert and more than a handful!

Some would say that more than a handful is a waste. I'd say they're jealous.

My dh would not be one of those people

I like all the suggestions for flash mobs (actually flashing) but am far too lazy to organize anything like that. I'm not gonna stop anyone whipping them out if that's what they want to do!

I've two more your welcome too, bastard things have decided all my bras aren't cool enough and selfishly expanded to avoid having to wear them. Although tbf pregnant boobs are awesome, and mine are still where they're meant to be.

Just wait until you can use them for target practice...

Pew pew!

Not so fun when you run out of ammo.

But that's the beauty of it! The more you shoot, the more ammo you get!

4 here, if they will accept under age ones.

Clearly DD will be keeping her top on.

Glad to see we've got plenty of support