so, it's sunday...

[SillyBeardyDaddyman]

and I'm a bit bored.

Sort it out will you? Can you sanction a bunfight or something? I've got time to kill until the Paralympic closing ceremony!!!

I'd even settle for shadow puppetry at this point!

I'm a daddyman on the edge!!!

Please don't use expressions like 'kill' flippantly, it's not big or clever. And suggesting that you'd only 'settle' for shadow puppetry is insulting to professional shadow puppets who've probably worked very hard to master the art of making bendy finger rabbits.

I cannot believe anyone can be so insensitive as to use the word bendy. I can only assume tyranno that you are a homophobic bigot.

Would everyone just STOP being massive bum heads!

Bum heads? That's so offensive to those with buttock chins! They can't help having an arse for a face!

What about people who have a face for an arse? Are they somehow not important enough to be considered in this? Fucking rudeness.

Why not include dickheads? Are you a dickheadist? Huh? Huh? Are you?

how about this/

what time does the ceremony start anyway??

And now MNHQ are at it...throwing their passive aggressive s around.

Think it's half eight, but they have a roundup of the games on telly now.

Will check out the link now, thanks!