[sad face] did Tech spill bleach on my MN?

[UnChartered]

in your last downtime, i have lost all my colours on the talk boards

checked my customed settings and it says they are there, but they ain't

lol, brilliant thread title :)

Poor pale UnChartered

Oo er. Are you still all bleached out, UnChartered?

i am still pale

got no adverts though - every cloud and all that gubbins

Now, I admit to being a big fan of bleach, but I try not to get it near the computers. They don't mix well very well and sparks can ensue.

there'll be sparks if i can't have my full technicoloured MN experience

Is it still happening then?

I haven't had any down time today

that's not FAIR
SHE got down time AND no colour and I DIDN'T

yup, been logged out all after noon

had a RL visitor donchaknow

the only colours on threads are purple for my replies, blue for Big Important Ones from MNHQ and green for OP replies (not my own)

no adverts, not even MNHQ ones down the rhs

and no bookmark

Is it that you have turned off scripts in your browser maybe? Sounds like they might not be running. Could you try out www.mumsnet.com/tech-diagnostic-page and hit the send report button. Then we can advise further on resolving your problem in good time and giving you great customer service today (to be read in style of support-call-centre-script person.)

ok, have pressed that button thingy

is this call being recorded for training purposes

In America, when you ring some big firm (can't remember which) they say "And how can I exceed your expectations today?" which, if you're a slightly sour cynical Brit, gets things off to a very bad start indeed.

To get back to the point, it looks like javascript is indeed turned off in your browser. Could someone have done that maybe? Maybe installed a toolbar that's done it? Noscript addon or something like that? Does any of that ring a bell?

You could try googling "how to enable javascript" for some tips on how to turn it back on.

i've got a bit of sick in my mouth at that

but, i agree - back to the point in hand...when i read that about scripts and toolbars i heard a noise go off in my head not unlike that noise Jim Carrey makes in 'Dumb and Dumber' when they ask what's the most annoying noise in the world

i ain't turned nuffin off, i can barely turn this bloody thing on

i'll ask DS2 my own tech when he gets home from work

(i bet they'll be black and white too)

ohhhh

have changed to google chrome and it's even given me a gold message box - firefox was being too picky i reckon

thanks for the help Tech

I want a gold plated message box ,s'not fair

get thee to google chrome as your browser - 'swhere all the best MNers go you know