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Fuck off you nob.

27 replies

LoveAndOtherIndoorSports · 10/07/2012 03:21

sometimes i find myself thinking this when someone has posted summut twattish.

Could we have a 'Fuck off you nob' button please?

OP posts:
OliviaLMumsnet · 10/07/2012 07:55

Erm. No.
Thanks for the suggestion though

Secret7 · 10/07/2012 07:57

Such a good idea as well. Never mind.

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 10/07/2012 07:57

A raspberry emoticon would do that nicely...

OhNoMyFanjo · 10/07/2012 07:58

Hang in let's think this through, it would save on the personal attacks and therefore would mean less work for mnhq

OhNoMyFanjo · 10/07/2012 07:59

Whilst we're at it can we have a leave tge bastard one as well?

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 10/07/2012 08:04

Or a [raspberry] one...

gymboywalton · 10/07/2012 08:05

could this thread title be changed please? it's pretty offensiveHmm

SoupDragon · 10/07/2012 08:05

How about [childish]?

picnicbasketcase · 10/07/2012 08:06

Don't Hmm and Biscuit kind of cover that though? They basically mean 'you're talking shite', which is pretty close.

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 10/07/2012 08:10

Nah, don't change the thread title! It sums up the content rather well imho.

Tee2072 · 10/07/2012 08:15

The title is offensive? Okay. Hmm

No, that wasn't me saying fuck off you nob. Just thinking it really loudly. Continuing with my argument that sometimes a personal attack is warranted. Like when someone is being a nob.

[waiting to be deleted emoticon]

ohchristFENTON · 10/07/2012 08:20

Can we have a [ for heaven's sake give BeardyDaddy the raspberry emoticon just to shut him up ] emoticon?

Please?

Grin
Boysrstupid · 10/07/2012 08:26

What about a tiny pic of a dessert island that we can use for 'Fuck off to the far side of fuck and then fuck off some more'you nob Grin

BIWItheBold · 10/07/2012 08:27

Only if it's spelt 'knob'
[pedant]

catinboots · 10/07/2012 08:36

dessert island Boysr?? Grin

I would sure like to live there....

LoveAndOtherIndoorSports · 10/07/2012 08:43

Apologies. It was 3.21am and i have been awake for an offensively long time.

What about a [Fuckwit]?

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Maryz · 10/07/2012 09:00

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 10/07/2012 09:06

What about changing the report button do it just says

FFs!!

Or having once reported have 3 send buttons in red amber and green, they could be

Green - Bit of of spammy twat here when you have a mo.

Amber - have a wee look at this buns could be thrown

Red - fuck this fucker to the far side of fuck and I mean fucking now!

Psychodelic - Hi, Gabbys back.

Tee2072 · 10/07/2012 09:09

"Psychodelic - Hi, Gabbys back." Grin

worriedwretch · 10/07/2012 09:15

I love HQ's response.

Maryz · 10/07/2012 09:22

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 10/07/2012 10:24

fenton Grin [raspberry]

SoupDragon · 10/07/2012 10:26

I rather like the intelligence of the written smilies though.

[high brow]

Tee2072 · 10/07/2012 11:57

[can create any smilie she wants smilie]

Grin
cheesesarnie · 10/07/2012 12:01

how about [do go away pet] for posters like gymboy?

or [youre beginning to seriously piss me off and im about to say something that will get me deleted]