Tech has a fault?

[SillyBeardyBatman]

Poor tech.

Have you been depriving him of gin again?

Or is this MN admitting that tech is a cyborg? Did you try to upgrade him to windows 7? That didn't work for Robocop either :(

Get well soon Tech!

Best they appease him now, look what happened with Skynet. Zombies would be the least of our worries.

The Techinator! I'll be back online soon (austrian accent)

HQ have you tried turning him off and on again?

Tech is never at fault and afaik has his own supply of gin
what's up?

You had a short period of downtime earlier and it said "we have a tech fault. Back soon"

I was concerned for his wellbeing :)

yes, you've stopped going to the pub, and you've realised that saying you're offline for an upgrade brings us all out in the ^yeah, riiiiiight"s. So now you are blaming a faulty tech.

What version of tech do you have? 2.0?

Does he run on linux or android?

Did you check out his customer reviews on CNET before you ordered him?

this is how I imagine tech.

Everything's gone sloe slow!

Is the gin all gone? But why is the gin gone?

Can we have some reasonable loading times back now please? Thank you!

come on tech some of us are trying to avoid the footie!!!

Is MN broken again? It's slower than a slow thing

Several minutes to load this page! What's going on?

Is it cos we're all on here avoiding the footie?

It seems to happen every night now

Hmm... Must be afternoon drinkies for tech at this time in Florida.

Put down the gin and poke the servers with a spoon!

Tech has gone down the pub to watch the footie and left Olivia in charge of the big red button.

We're doomed! Doooooomed!