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[Ponders]

This is happening more & more frequently

It isn't upgrades, is it

Yes, and it's a bit curt. Tech must be arsey tonight.

Usually happens as I'm trying to post an essay on a thread. Maybe it's me, I'm breaking MN

Weevils. When they escape from their box and chew the wires. It takes a while to round them up again.

I wondered if the hamsters in the wheels that power the engine had stopped for a bit of cheese

I preferred we're not at the pub. Upgrade gets my hopes up that it'll be worth the wait.

If you must have curt, a simple

Bollocks, back in a sec.

Would do.

Annoying innit

Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. Now where did I put that wire.

Or how about a simple 'WTF?'?

Hello Tech! Your my favorite.

But is it the original Tech, or an impostor...?

Tech.. Its gorn a bit slow. Peddle faster.

I think an 'Ah feck it! You've broken MN with all your bloody swearing and shit nonsense, we've gone to the pub to recover...'

Would be succint and to the point

He's my favourite too.