Please could we have a [hardhat] emoticon?

[Stratters]

And a cakey one too, like wot Gransnet has?

Please

was the for a G&T emotican too?

Seconded!!

*emoticon

yay!! [hardhat] and

It was [g&t]

Zombie emoticon? A Dustbin? would be perfect. And easy to do...

Oh yes, a Dustbin would be lovely.

[kitten]

[hardhat]

mutter mutter grumble

Gransnet have a [sunshine] emoticon too.

What, like bob the builder?

@Pinot

Gransnet have a [sunshine] emoticon too.

Do they really?

That's a bit bloody unfair.

They get [cakey] and a naice [teacup].

We get and common old .

And now you tell me they have the bloody sun too.

Dearest Helen

They really do!

Yours Sincerely,
Outraged of Sussex

Just think of the smutty uses we could dream up for the [sunshine] emoticon. Bumholes, tight fanjos, catsbum mouth.

Ohhhh see now I understand why they have it and we don't :o

I still think [cakey], [hardhat] and [g&t] are perfectly reasonable requests.

What would [hardhat] be used for?

[sunshine]
[bumhole]
[fanjo]

Oh Bunfights, Zombie Invasions, other Random Invasions. It would be very useful.

Ignore Pinot please, she's spent too much time spying over on Gransnet. The smell of wee lavender has affected her.

They have normal names on there too. Like Carol and Belinda.

It's like talking to grown-ups

I wonder if it's Belinda Carlisle with the wavering voice and gigantic jaw? Hmmm.

I've never looked. I don't do grown up.

I'm not a member or owt. Am 36

I feel the need to drink a WKD to express my relative yoof.

While we're at it then, can I request a [beer] please?

i'd quite like a [beer] too

and a [beer] emoticon