Dear MNHQ please help me

[Stratters]

I've name changed, and I can't work out how to bring my profile photos over to this nickname.

Could some very kind and clever person do it for me please.

Hi Stratters, we'll do it for you as we are feeling benevolent today. We are also using the royal we and we could do with a nice cup of tea.

Oooh Ooh could you make my name have little flowers for the 'o's and be in rainbow colours?

No. Not that benevolent .

Oops sorry meant to smile not wink... this talk board is a bit crappy. I don't know why they don't improve it.

Anyway, Stratters, all the pictures are not under your current name.

preferencial treatment

Not? She already knows that. < casts withering look at Tech >

They're not? That's not very nice Tech.

Poor Tech just made a simple mistake numpty

Leave him alone, Have a and a Tech

(can I have my flowery 'o's and rainbow colours now?)

AAAAAARRRRGGHH. I mean they are of course. I think I meant to type now not not. Must go lie down. Gibber.

Oooh thank you Tech. You is a luffly luffly man. And I am vair sorry for creating the Black Hole wot got you out of bed yesterday.

and for you.

Mwah x

Stratters, I must ask, if you name change to your usual nickname, what are we to call you now?!?! Strat, perhaps?

Just Stratters as usual

Do we know that Tech is a man??

How do we know it's not just Olivia moonlighting?

what'as with all the fluffy ghost flooring pictures? :o

Stratters, did you give Tech 2 biscuits or did you flash your boobs?

He's got a profile Coxy.

Agin that was me trying to trap the Phantom Barbour Nicker. It chucked a load of stuff on the floor in a locked lobby and stole my earrings too. I'm also fairly convinced it tied a balloon halfway up my house in the middle of the night.

How else do you think I get Tech to do my bidding.

S'biscuits, obviously.

by barbour, you mean the clothing line barbour?

did it try to nick your wellies too?

Profile...ooooo,I'm obviously not nosy enough (see you later going for a mooch)

So, like, MNHQ are actually real and not just figments of my computer-generated imagination??

YY my lovely, now discontinued, brown Barbour. :(

It left my wellies. Hardly surprising really, Muckboots stink.

@BrianCoxHasScaryHair

Do we know that Tech is a man??

How do we know it's not just Olivia moonlighting?

Im already moonlighting as OliviaMumsnet - cant be Tech as well