Dear HQ please stop going offline, it's really not on

[Honeydragon]

are you so very determined to make me spend Saturday in a constructive fashion?

Is this going to continue, as Saturday night TV is somewhat pants and no Mumsnet will not do, I'm afraid.

If you are in fact being attacked by Zombies and this is some sort of signal it's not working. I would suggest perhaps a sticking followed by AAAAAAAAAAAAArgh Zombies!!!!!!!! Help Us!

Now have you quite finished messing around with my forum? Perhaps some sort of multi socket extension would be in order so you can plug in the kettle and the Breville at the same time?

Zombie would NEVER attack Mumsnet. Zombie loves Mumsnet. Some of Zombie's best friends share her Dustbin here.

Please don't blame Zombie, Honeydragon.

If MNHQ were attacked by the nasty horrid mutant sort of Zombie, perhaps a small Z in the corner of the screen could alert us to the fact? Like this?

Zombie thinks that would be a good idea, Fiderer*.

Zombie does realise that there are nasty zombies out there, but she would never, ever associate with them.

Zombie would fight to the death to protect Mumsnet and almost all who sail on her.

Zombies, Zombie. Not you my sweetheart. We know you are a reformed and very lovely Zombie.

However I am most riled at the offlineness that has occurred today, twas most rude and they'd better come up with a good reason for such lack of care.