CAKE!

[HaveYouTakenLeaveOfYourCervix]

Dear sweet lovely MNHQ

We seriously need a smiley.

PleasePleasePleasePleasePlease?

you could ditch the which is, lets face it, a bit crap and pointless.

Please?

and

Olivia - I can't eat cake either but I still think we need it.

this one, bigger moor than a lot of the Chefs in a teeny small kitchen friendly package

But what will the cake mean? Is it

Oh - you are lovely, have some cake.

Or will it be passive aggressive cake aka

Or will it be more "Who ate all the cake then?" (ie you look a bit portly)

I don't understand what the cake will be for, that or or do not already cover.

Now an evil grin smiley, that is another matter.....

Mmmmn cake. Yes we need that!! It can mean....if someone is feeling down, sometimes flowers, coffee and wine just don't cut it alone. And we NEED cake!! And and evil grin.....

A pretty cupcake or a great slab of chocolately devilishness?

or both?

I'm partial to a Lemon Drizzle meself but I doubt that translates into a cute image.

Whilst we are on it, can we have a dedicated baking section in the food section???

Why not have ............

A slice of chocolate cake with horns and a tail?

Code for general naughtiness/indulgence?

Corrrr yeah

nonononononono. NO FUCKING CAKE emoticon.

There's already tea/wine/flowers FGS. It's too HUN; sweet, sickly and a slippery slope to tickers

We need a [boak] miles more than

Or an evil grin, HamblesHandbag.

cakes fucking? that's just wrong

Would the baby cakes be cupcakes?