Mumsnet Christmas Survey is here!

[KatieMistletoe]

Just a bit of fun and of course unofficial. It's my little Christmas gift to all of you who have been such fun this year.

www.surveymonkey.com/s/MNxmas

The survey will close at mid-day on Boxing Day and there may be pie-charts but it depends how much Bucks Fizz has been consumed and how hung-over I am

Hope you like it and thank you to the testers SantasStrapon, izzybizzybuzzybees, Bohica and bigTillyMincepie.

Done.

Done

There was no mention of Whisky in the tipple choices. Other than that, ver good. I am definitely alternating between bum-slap and bah-humbug.

A flawed survey. I had to answer Bah Humbug to questions 6&7 (or was it 7&8?) because there was no All Of Them answer!

Bah Humbug!

I am building up an interesting picture of the MN Christmas

Sorry the whiskey is missing. Will remember for next year.

But why is there no "other"?

Other?

done

like.

Done, but I want more options.

First of all, The Muppets' Christmas Carol is THE BEST CHRISTMAS FILM EVER. And the best thing Michael Caine has ever done.

Secondly, no Buck's Fizz? How do you get through the scrummage of present un-wrapping?

And finally, I like Christmas Pudding AND mince pies AND Yule Log AND trifle. It's supposed to be a feast you know.

Merry Christmas.

That sounded really arsey, didn't it? Sorry. But my Christmas is the best and only way to do it

I don't understand #2

Mumsnetters are more likely to fall out over the festive season.

Mumsnetters are more likely to fall out than non-Mumsnetters?
Or the festive season is a prime falling-out time?

Was there a champagne option? Missed that. Also compromised with choice of Wham on radio. More likely to be listening to Frank Sinatra or Tony Bennett. Looking forward to seeing the results.

Right you lot, you should've been in the secret consultation then! Now I know how OliviaMumsnet feels pffft

But seeing as it's nearly Christmas and you've all been so good all year... go and have a look now.

Champagne? Champagne? Spoilt you are spoilt.

Well, if we're talking about music choice, you know half the mumsnetters with little children will have crappy christmas rhyme CDs on permanent loop...

I disagree, I think Polar Express or Miracle on 49th Street are the best Christmas films ever.

I love the bum-slap dance defences

It's Miracle on 34th Street and it's on there

I am NOT looking anymore. You will just have to lump it or Bah humbug!

Whoops, I meant 'references', but defences would be a good idea too.

I'll include bum-slap dance defences for next year BOF. Just for you

Oh I enjoyed revealing my inner shallowness there - cheers :o.
Best Christmas film is Home Alone, so I said Bah Humbug because it wasn't on the list.

I do expect a pie chart. Can you do one of those cool 2D pie charts where it looks like the pie/cheese is up on its side? Those are statistically proven to be the pie-charts people take most notice of, you know.

Where can I buy bum-slap dance defences?

Hmm. Bear in mind I will probably look like on Boxing Day Hassledge

They may be a bit... wonky.