What are you ^doing^? Please cease and desisit.

[Crevix]

keep going all 'off line for a minute' and making me go all panicy and needing to interact with my bloody family.

and now it sever so slow and a bit narsty.

please stop.

unless you are doing something brilliant like introdcing [beer] or or tickers or something.

count yourself lucky Crevix. Mine was off line for "a few minutes" not just one

Bet they are having a sneaky roast dinner plus wine while the site breaks down.

thats what i mean. thy say it's 'a minute' but its bloody ages.

Mine was offline for at least 5 mins plus. Dp started talking to me!!

mine actually said a few minutes.

and i'll have you know i am in a considerable small amount of pain with me damaged arm (have i mntioned my damaged arm?) and hould't be subjected to this amount of stress.

i'd also like some sympathy and compensation please.

Justine has already said if we argue and fall out at Christmas they'll shut down for maintainence

So I would put it past them to shut down for a crafty Sunday dinner

I was forced to go on Ebay and nearly parted with £500 for a leather sofa! Luckily MN came back on and my mind returned to normal.

Wouldn't

but i haven't argued with nyone except dh andthe dds.

idid engage with real life. it wan't pretty and now dh thinks he's in with a chance of a shag later.

it is all your bolldy fault MN.

ty'v all buuggered orf to the pub no.

So so sorry, the site has been kicked back up again

You can tell your DH to go to bed now Crevix, sans you.

and what the bloody hell doe s' 'kicked back up agin' mean?

it didn't go off for me

I'm a chosen one

why are you crevix?

hat os so unfair.

and the hovvery statement stll follows one around.

kicked back up again is techno speak for switched it on and off again.

I had a ''the site's been throttled'' message earlier

Murder on Mumsnet

I know

I stuffed my fist in my mouth to stifle screams of horror and ran away to RL

Obv didn't last long [kisses laptop]

i have a confession.

i kwpt the laptop on my lap and pretended.

sometimes you just have to fake it!