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Proposed site changes survey: THE RESULTS

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KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 08:38

Like all the best result shows there is a pointless 2 and a half hour build up. Here's the link to the original thread and survey which is closing at 11am.

The closest result has just 24 votes between the top two answers so it really is still wide open.

Please feel free to use all the usual stock phrases and I'll be back just after 11am to weep tears of joy and proclaim us all winners, before announcing the real winner who gets a bottle of genuine Moldovan Piss-a Grigio.

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MmeLindor. · 14/10/2011 10:35

Lenin
At 11am, you will have to break off the call.

"The office is on fire"

or

"OMG that is a massive spider, arrrrrrrrrgh it is coming to get me. Call the fire brigade"

should do it

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 10:38

I'll need 5 minutes to close off and upload the results. Bit longer for fancy stuff. So that gives you 20 minutes for your call Lenin.

Now Dermot at this point would introduce a professional who can actually do the job properly so i shall do the same. Here is a Guardian poll results for you to look at and see the difference in quality: www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2009/oct/21/icm-poll-data-labour-conservatives

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KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 10:45

Last 15 minutes... tick tock

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CertainlyToomsRemains · 14/10/2011 10:46

I have no nails left.

I may have to lie down.

Could someone yell loud enough to wake me from the arms of slumber, if, and I repeat, if, it is the right and just outcome?

Chers.

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 10:48

I should probably find out who can collect Moldovan plonk from Richmond, Surrey. That should narrow down the competition a bit.

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CertainlyToomsRemains · 14/10/2011 10:52

Huh?

I thought you was Anglesey?

Confused
LeninGrad · 14/10/2011 10:52

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 10:52

I'm in the London pad Wink

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KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 10:55

This is your 5 minute warning.

I've not looked at how many or the results so I am quite excited [saddo]

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ChippyMinton · 14/10/2011 10:55
CertainlyToomsRemains · 14/10/2011 10:55

Gotcha.

Wink
CertainlyToomsRemains · 14/10/2011 10:57

«offers chocolate cookies»

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 10:59

1 minute!

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KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 11:00

Closed.

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Hullygully · 14/10/2011 11:00

waiting waiting

MmeLindor. · 14/10/2011 11:02
CotherMuckingFuntingZombie · 14/10/2011 11:03

Bloody hour ahead in Europe twattiness.

I was going to get all uppity about late results and then it dawned on me: I am not the centre of the universe. London is.

MollyintheMoon · 14/10/2011 11:04
AitchTwoOh · 14/10/2011 11:05

this is davina, please do not swear. Grin

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 11:05

The results are now in. They have been counted and verified.

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ZombiesAteYourCervix · 14/10/2011 11:05

do get on with it. i really have to do some stuff before work.

fraktious · 14/10/2011 11:05

The app is rubbish for this kind of stuff Angry

ZombiesAteYourCervix · 14/10/2011 11:05

oh.sorry. as you were.

KatieMortician · 14/10/2011 11:05

There were 720 respondents. Or 720 with nought better to do.

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babyheavingmassofmaggots · 14/10/2011 11:06

Does the loser have to do some kind of song whist sitting on a plastic star or something?