"U no yr bubs hun" is a danger to Mumsnet.

[TheSkiingGardener]

Please can we have an automated 7 day ban for anyone using a variant of the above phrase?

And possibly an e-mail in which they are given a stern talking to?

I'm sorry but what?? I can't read your title.

I think that makes you safe!

lolsters!

Translation: (You know your baby, ignore all advice and do what the hell you want)

absolutely.

except unoyurbubshun or younoyurbubson whatever she's called.

it took me years to work out what she meant.

Goodness, people who post that need putting into the stocks. Do you think MNHQ would allow us to have a tomato smiley?

younourbubson? unoyurbuson?

I think we can make exceptions for (good) use of irony.

U no? what did you do with your k & w?

I have just got who you mean Cervix. I hadn't understood that before!

Just tell them on the thread. I find asking if their keyboard is playing up is a good starting point

Eh?

No, no exceptions. There's no excuse for text speak and netmums language.

I got a right telling off once for having a go at someone for using 'wid' instead of 'with'. It wasn't a typo but deliberate gangsta speech. So can that kind of thing also be included? It upsets me very much.

Excellent strategy Chipster.

Agree

U no yr audience

I don't understand.

What is a 'bub', and what does knowing a few of them imply?

YunoYurbubson?

Just chillax, babe!

Agree, hang them.

Oh dear, I have just read properly. A thooosand apologies [embarrassed]

I'll go and eat worms now...

No problem unearthly. The sight of text speak does funny things.

I've just seen a lot of that sentiment expressed lately and would like to politely suggest that in most cases it is a load of bull.