Judgeypants emoticon request

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MNHQ is it possible to have an emoticon of a little judge, with the wig on, dressed only in a pair of pants? I think red would be a good colour for the pants but others might have different ideas.

That way we won't have to engage with the judgeypants posters that go from thread to thread, deliberately disagreeing with people for the sake of it or mocking and looking down on certain groups or individuals.

Thanks,
Roundtable

I think we need a sarcasm one but don't know how the hell that should look.

Excellent idea roundtable!

I would like to say thank you for posting this in the correct topic. Is that OK?

I do like the idea of an emoticon but I think it should just be a pair of white y-fronts.

OTOH, we have lots of emoticons already.

just a pair of large frilly bloomers should do.

Trillian

Oh I thought it was a crap idea as noone had replied!

I can see a judge with his/her back to us looking coyly over their shoulder with a big pair of pants. Or perhaps a leopard print thong....

Hmmm, I've given this far too much thought haven't I?

Thanks Trillian, didn't want to invoke the wrath of the tampon!

just a cameltoe thingy would be sufficient

Thank you for the suggestion.. anyone else?

mousymouse

What about just a pair of pants? They could be frilly! Or is that sexist? . . . Unisex pants!

I imagine them as slightly greying too-big y-fronts with the waistband just underneath the armpits, perhaps tied in a knot at the front because the elastic is knackered.

I, of course, have no such items in my wardrobe.

Ooh, they could be like Y front except - J fronts!

I don't think we need an emoticon. I see it as a given that we are all, always, judging. It's like using an emoticon to show that the sky is blue. We Mumsnet, therefore we judge.

I like pants. But what would it wear for Christmas? Gotta think it through, people.......

this (Sorry)

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Those pants have got to be hoiked right up, perhaps an up to the armpit job? The judge can wear a santa hat!

Hassled I'm talking about having it for those posters who get their knickers in a twist (boom boom) and maybe are possibly overreacting.

Not that anyone ever does that here...

It was just a suggestion Maryz I wouldn't make it law that people had to use it, promise! :)