Please lovely MNHQ people can I have my name back?

[iMemoo]

I used to be 'Memoo' but a few months ago I flounced
because, frankly, I am a big mard arse.

When I rejoined just a few minutes later I wasn't able to have the name 'Memoo' and I miss it, being 'iMemoo' just isn't the same. I feel empty and hollow. Like my whole identity has been striped from me and now I just wander aimlessly around the boards, lonely as a cloud.

So please my most loveliest, kindest, forgiving and compassionate Mumsnet people can I have my name back?

I promised to grow up and never flounce again. And if I do I will don a really awful name as punishment. Something like MrsSmellyFartyKnickersWithTheFaceLikeTheBackEndOfTheNumber7Bus

I have drunk wine so am not afraid to beg or tell you that I really really love you all so much and will love you a squillion times more if you let me have my name back.

I have layed myself bare now

I am here, on my knees

Begging you to please find it in your heart to grant me my one wish.

And I promise if you do I will be a good mumsnetter forever after.

And I'll send you cake

MNHQ you must grant this request. She's begging.

And promised cake.

let this be a lesson,
never flounce,
you can never leave

I need to know why you flounced before I jump on your band wagon.

I like your style & I know of you Memoo.

Come on MNHQ - she's offering cake.

Mememoo has a ring to it?

I now know that flouncing is indeed futile as MN will lure me back again. I can't even remember why I flounce >

Noooo Georgie, it's just not right.

Crazy for trying
And crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for loving you ( oooohoohhoooo)

Still here

Memoo - have you reported your own post/thread? It will bring it to MNHQ's attention quicker :)

I know you, I remember you. I hope you're ok!
But if it doesn't work out, iMemoo is a very good alternative, because the i is barely noticeable in front of your name, just so's you know. :)

((((coughs))))) geordie

I am not MNHQ but I say you can have your name back. Do I get the cake?

Thank you lovely people :)

Didnt think of reporting the thread, I'm not as clever as you will do that now.

Yes, cake to the first person who can remove the i from the front of my name.

Sorry geordie, too much wine last night xx

Well?

Are you i less yet?

No!! Do you ever feel like nobody is listening to you?

Hello, iMemoo. Sorry no one has replied to this yet.

Could you pls drop us a mail at [email protected] with all the details - and cake - and we'll see what we can do.

Will do Helen, thank you!!!!

I've sent you a email with a suitable amount of begging Helen

Helen!! I love you!!! Xx

I do love a happy ending....

hurrah!

congrats on getting your name back