A distraction while we all wait for Mumsnet sort itself out

[BecauseImWorthIt]

Here you go. Match the slogans to the brands:

1. And all because the lady loves xxxx xxxx
2. Bite it! Crunch it! Chew it!
3. Good things come to those who wait
4. He who thinks Australian drinks Australian
5. I?m only here for the beer
6. It is. Are you?
7. Naughty. But nice!
8. Splash it all over!
9. Take it easy, with xxxx xxxx
10. Tell ?em about the honey, mummy!
11. The car in front is a xxxx
12. The non-sticky sticky stuff!
13. The pint that thinks it?s a quart
14. The totally tropical taste
15. Things happen after a xxxx bath
16. We won?t make a drama out of a crisis
17. Why have cotton when you can have silk?
18. xxxx xxxx loves the jobs you hate
19. xxxx xxxx xxxx Full of Eastern Promise
20. You?ll never put a better bit of butter on your knife

See how many you can do without googling!

Do you want answers? Or just how many we knowed?

1. Mike Tray
2. Texan bar
3. Guinness
4. Australian Fosters
6. Independent
7. Naughty. But nice!
8. Brut
9. Cadburys Caramel

10. Sugar Puffs 11. Volkswagon 12. Prit 13. 14. Lilt 15. Badedas 16. AXA 17. Always 18. Mr Muscle 19. Frys turkish delight 20. English Life

Mike Tray, who's he? Maybe a relative or Milk Tray

1. Mike Tray nearly!
2. Texan bar no
3. Guinness yes
4. Australian Fostersyes
6. Independentyes
7. Naughty. But nice!
8. Brut almost - not the full brand name
9. Cadburys Caramelyes

10. Sugar Puffsyes 11. Volkswagon no 12. Prit yes 13. 14. Liltyes 15. Badedas yes 16. AXA no 17. Always definitely not! 18. Mr Muscle yes 19. Frys turkish delightyes 20. English Life nearly

Answers, shirley, to prove that you know

Lol @ Always for 17. Try Galaxy

Indeed, Dooin!

I think they were too easy. Will think of some more ...

11. Toyota

21. Your flexible friend
22. Plink, plink, fizz
23. Think different
24. We try harder
25. The ultimate driving machine
26. It?s good to talk
27. Have it your way
28. Put a tiger in your tank
29. When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
30. You can break a brolly but can?t knacker a xxxx

1. Lion Bar

16. Commercial Union?

Yes, McDreamy!

And yes again

21. Barclay Card?
22. BT
23. Got to be Esso?

20. Lurpak?
21. Barclaycard?
22. BT?
23. Burger King?
24. Esso
25. DHL?

21. Barclay Card? nope
22. BT yes
23. Got to be Esso? yes

20. Lurpak? no
21. Barclaycard?no
22. BT? yes
23. Burger King? yes
24. Esso yes
25. DHL?no

21. DH says Access

22 - is alka seltzer!

21 - Mastercard

1. Heineken

22. Alka seltzer

1. Faberge Brut

21 is Access
22 is Alka Seltzer

1. is not Heineken

1. Milk Tray
2. ?
3. Guinness
4. XXXX
5. Double Diamond
6. ?
7. Cream cakes
8. Brut
9. Cadbury's Caramel

10. Sugar Puffs 11. Toyota 12. Pritt 13. ? 14. Lilt 15. Badedas 16. We won?t make a drama out of a crisis 17. Galaxy 18. Mr Muscle 19. Fry's Turkish Delight 20. Anchor 21. Access 22. Rennies 23. 24. 25. 26. BT 27. Burger King 28. Esso 29. Fed ex 30.

damn damn damn - It's Double Diamond!!