I am offering my services to MNHQ

[IAmReallyFabNow]

This depends on where you are based but I can supply freshly made muffins and biscuits .

You're hired!

Thank you very much.

Where is MNHQ?

me too. i make very good tea and damson gin.

i'll be needing a salary in the region of 97K and a nice car.

They are in London...

I could commute to London, if I had a nice little netbook to work on the train.

i'll be needing a nice apartment too then. somwhere central.

Damn, too far to travel. Sorry .

no need to travel far from my flash new kensington house.

the DDs won't mind looking after themselves from monday to friday. it'll be character building.