forget chuffin halloween names - go posh

[LadyCodofCodford]

liek me

How modern!

Would somebody please open a window, I fear they've let a peasant in.

I've had a sex change and promotion

well done Puff!

My husband will not be pleased to see another King in the land

Found my new name - in homage to my skinny jeans, Riders look.

Yes OO I have

Fight fight fight

i'd rather dip mi face in acid ( so to speak)

I need a swain to peel me a swan

You can borrow Lancelot for the afternoon

Custy you could be WattCusTyler

oh no not another oftipton

Are you saying she's revolting Countess?