forget chuffin halloween names - go posh

[LadyCodofCodford]

liek me

Our wine cellar is full of the French stuff bought back from VERY posh camping holiday.

Have just been told to stop doing this, & go & get DH a drink so he doesn't have to stop playing on his laptop!

HisnHer Laptops - height of Poshness!

So you don't have your own vinyard then?

Gosh. How brave.

Too many princesses here so I am Queen

No, the vineyard is in France. It's very posh camping in your own chateaux. We tried a smaller one in California, but swapped it for a Chilean one, but nothing beats home grown Chardonnay!

Is this regal enough?

There was a boy in Quentin's dorm at Eton who did camping.

I think it was just a phase though.

But I do have some Oompa Lumpas who make us an endless supply of our own Baby Pasta!

ant more?

Am trying to think of one. So far, FerrariFlossam or FlossamFraise&Creme (don't like the last one, reminds me of dodgy things!)

Mum2poshbirds?

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do i have to?

some of us have your ladyship

i command it

( its liek a royal variety show but wothout shane ritchie)

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Fortunately, as for the halloween names, I don't need to bother

I am already sufficiently posh and scary (and I'm not talking spice girls here)