forget chuffin halloween names - go posh

[LadyCodofCodford]

liek me

Give me a magnum and a straw if it's decent champers

ooh i want somoen to buy ME one
i awlys gtet hem
for the nurseyr gals i put a fake label ont ehm saying " for medicinal use onyl"
they LOVVVVVVVVVEd htem

Feel I have been posh long before it was fashionable. Am now considering 'commoning down'.

lol

One is already posh!

Hast thou not noticed the LADY in one's name?

lol mars and 3

massive asparagus and hollandaise

Canapes? With the little baby cod eggs? Served with cocktails with tiny brollies? Ooh. Yes please.

I'll send my butler over

Couldn't find the soap, but at the price of this!!!

would need a second mortgage!

Honestly, Hallowe'en's the way forward, name-wise. Sign up here

try again!!

lol Malory.

We were bought something called a vin chiller - it looks like a large missile and you can chill a bottle of wine in a minute. Talk about useless - we have a fridge fgs.

Carole Vorderman swears by La Prairie

I'm confusing myself now...

Malory

Do you like my small car for the school run?