I feel the need to tell you that I don't in fact go into shops which sell talking toys and set them all off at once, then run away, despite rumours to the contrary in this week's Roundup. That was teameric.
The most childish thing I have done recently is paddle in a river and then go to Waitrose slightly muddy, because I am old and dull. I did buy a very nice quiche while I was there, but I suspect that's irrelevant.
That's all - as you were.