Why, just WHY would anyone buy this?

[MmeLindt]

Weird, even for the Swiss

Keeps the vampires away at your wedding.
No no vampires dislike garlic. Maybe it is for zombies then?

Rustic air freshener for people who like onions?

Could be part of the Zombie Plan.

Also found these Well that is DH's Xmas sorted.

Or these

Both?