Been invited to a friend's birthday party and the dressing up theme is cheerleaders which would be ok if a) I actually did dressing up and b) I could find a costume which actually covered my (quite hefy and wobbly) arse.
I have thunderous thighs so something short and skimpy is likely to make me look like a sausage so has anyone any ideas as to where I can get a flippin cheerleader costume?